Top 5 Reasons I am not having anymore children

24 Feb

5. My Kid is 12 and I’m just learning to let go. It would not be a good idea for me to start all over. Plus, she makes her own breakfast!

4. I don’t wanna be forced into a c-section. Have you seen my stomach? Good old Red Fox cocoa butter did the trick. I have stretch marks, and a few scars from chicken pox, but that’s it. No other scars necessary, thanks. Idc how short or low the incision is. These hospitals will go out of their way to induce you and cut you open. I rather not. โœ‹

3. I homeschooled my Kid before sending her to daycare at the age of 4 1/2. She could speak clearly, she could read & write her own name, identify animals, she knew her colors and shapes, and could count. I doubt I’ll be in a position to be a stay-at-home mom again, and I don’t think I want to be.

2. The best times in my pregnancy were the first 3 weeks and the last three weeks. The rest was a miserable blur. Eating was a problem, sleeping was a problem, walking was a problem… Ugh, I just rather not.

1. Oh my God, what if I have another girl?! I’d be the most hideous thing walking. Thank God my stomach & booty went back to normal, I’d have nothing to work with! Girls zap all the beauty out of their mamas. Goofy as she is, my daughter is absolutely gorgeous. It’s a wrap for me if I have another one lol. I’ll leave it to my siblings to pop out more grand babies for our parents. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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3 Responses to “Top 5 Reasons I am not having anymore children”

  1. this abundant life February 24, 2015 at 6:52 pm #

    Great post. Hilarious. Thanks for writing.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. William February 24, 2015 at 7:19 pm #

    My reason is a bit scarier.
    With all the nonsense that is going on where agencies, bureaucrats, and the government deciding what my child will not only learn, but eat, think and what is acceptable. My kids are 17 and 11 now and I am not sure my morals, belief systems or sense of freedom can handle more brainwashing of America.

    Liked by 1 person

    • van22moore February 24, 2015 at 7:53 pm #

      I totally agree. Those are definitely some of my fears as well. I was just keeping it light in this post. Thanks for reading ๐Ÿ˜Š

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